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Jalang’os letter to Githeri Man

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Today radio presenter Felix Odiwuor who’s known by many as Jalang’o has penned an insightful letter to the man of the moment, Githeri Man.
The prresenter said , Githeriman is not special and neither did he do anything special but “you are what I call a “Kenyan Moment “!
“A Kenyan moment is that moment where Kenyans come together to celebrate nothing , be happy about nothing and anything! A few examples are ” Nikama drama ni Kama Vindeo” “Kifi kifi ” bwana yangu ameenda na maji ” and many more,” wrote Jalas.
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Jalas warns Mr Kamotho that Kenyans will soon forget about him and advises him to make the best out of his ‘Kenyan moment.’
Read the full open letter below:
Dear Getheriman
First let me thank you for bringing the much-needed humour when the tensions were at 102 degrees and rising , I would log in the IEBC portal to see how my preferred candidates were fairing on and I would be sad or happy but seeing your photos with Trump,Obama,Kanye and many more whom you were photoshopped with I smiled and laughed!
Now back to my letter, Githeriman you are not special neither did you do anything special but you are what I call a “Kenyan Moment “! A Kenyan moment is that moment where Kenyans come together to celebrate nothing, be happy about nothing and anything! A few examples are ” Nikama drama ni Kama Vindeo” “Kifi kifi ” bwana yangu ameenda na maji ” and many more…maybe readers will remind me of others in their comments! All of them are gone and forgotten! So people forget Kenyan moments and life goes on!
They will soon forget you and move on! I hear people saying that there are people taking advantage of you and exploiting you, don’t listen to them but make the best out of it now, take everything you are being offered, eat everything, collect everything, accept everything before they forget you!
The same people saying these things have not offered you anything and will not! Soon and very soon as early as next week nobody will be talking about you because the brand Getheriman cannot stand beyond 1 month! Make sure that your team keeps tabs on everything everyone is offering you so that they can hold them accountable to deliver their promises before they forget you and their promises! I have seen a few good people around you the likes of Chris Kirwa, keep him close!
For now enjoy the moment and if possible reach out to the young man who took your photo because without him you would still be in Kayole eating your githeri!
Yours Trully
Jalang’o
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Top 8 Online Jobs In Kenya That Pay Through M-Pesa

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If you are looking to become financially independent or looking for a side hustle to earn you extra cash to supplement your salary, these are jobs you can do.

And the good news is that you don’t have to go writing a good CV to land an online job.

That said, here is a comprehensive list of online jobs in Kenya that pay through M-pesa.

1. Blogging

Are you good at writing and have no idea how you can make money through your talent? This is one of the best online job in Kenya that pay through M-pesa that you could try out.

You could start your own blog or contribute as a guest writer to other blogs. This way you could do what you love and still make money from it.

2. Online marketing

Basically, this is one of the online jobs in Kenya that pay through M-pesa and there are so many jobs to choose from.

Jumia, for instance, offers these kinds of jobs where you can become an affiliate online marketer for them.

All you have to do is promote their products, sell on their behalf and earn some commissions. With this kind of job, you can do it even when you have a full-time job.

3. Research writing

With research writing, it just involves getting paid to conduct research on someone’s projects.

Payment for this kind of job is done two times a month but this is dependent on who you are working for. So where do you find these online jobs in Kenya that pay through M-pesa?

Academic Research Writers on Facebook have clients who offer research writing jobs.

Another Facebook group you can follow for this is Awesome Transcribers In Kenya where you can even get training on how to do research jobs or do gigs on Fiverr,upwork, and guru.

4. Writing E-books

E-books are slowly taking over the online community nowadays.

Just like blogging, there are people making money selling E-books on Facebook and other social media sites making it one of the online jobs in Kenya that pay through M-pesa that you can venture into.

You can create an E-book on anything from recipes, diets to travel guides. Post it on social media with the price and where people can send the money. Most E-books are sold at 100 bob.

Say you have over 2000 contacts on Facebook and at least 200 of them make a purchase, that’s 20,000 you have made without having to go through all the stress of finding a job.

Just ensure that what you are selling is quality and someone can benefit from it.

5. Content writing/digital marketing

Companies and websites alike are looking to have quality content online that can drive traffic to their websites. This means learning the loops of digital marketing.

All you need is to master the art of SEO and you are good to go.

Websites need good content in order to rank high on search engines which translates to better sales.

And I believe it’s time we all jumped on the digital marketing bandwagon.

6. Academic Writing

Academic writing requires a lot of your time and research but pays better than article writing.

I myself did academic writing for a while and I can confess that if you are looking to make money either on the side or just looking to save some to start a business, you should try it.

Just look for someone reliable you can write for and off you go.

7. Web & Graphic design

Most people who venture into graphic design become freelancers who are recruited by companies from time to time.

If you have web and graphic design skills, you can go online and look for websites with such jobs.

You could also create a website to showcase your skills and where people can contact you if they need your services.

8. Re-writing content

This is another way of writing content but instead of the stress of coming up with original content to write, all you have to do is rewrite what others have already written. Of course in a way that you don’t plagiarize your work.

Do a little research and find out the websites in Kenya that offer content re-writing jobs.

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How boys beat girls in 2017 KCSE examinations

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The number of girls who attained the minimum grade C+ required for university admission nearly halved in this year’s Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) examinations, putting to question the Ministry of Education’s assertion that girls had pipped their male counterparts in the exams.

The results, which Education secretary Fred Matiang’i released on Wednesday, show that only 28,386 girls scored the C+ and above required for university admission, down from 50,415 that made the cut last year – representing a 43.7 percent drop.

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The number of boys who qualified for university admission, on the other hand, went up by 904 to 41,687 from 40,783 last year – or 59.49 percent of the total students who qualified for university enrolment.

While releasing the results, Dr. Matiang’i commended female candidates for sterling performance, saying they had outshone the boys. Kenya on Thursday woke up to a fierce social media war as parents, students and the general public interrogated the numbers only to find a completely different picture.

Dr. Matiang’i’s observation may have been rooted in the fact that girls comprised six out of the 10 top scorers and 11 out of the top 20 students nationally.

Girls’ schools also dominated the top 10 places, led by Pangani Girls, which was flagged out as the most improved school.

Alliance Girls High School, which finished in position three, had the highest number of ‘A’s  (16) followed by Kenya High (position 4), which had 10.

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Overall, 70,073 of the 610,501 candidates met the C+ threshold for university enrolment — an 18,000 drop from last year when 88,929 candidates made the cut.

The results, which show a consistent decline of performance in national exams, Thursday attracted heavy criticism as a trend that is destroying the future of thousands of young people, many of who cannot even get admission to village polytechnics.

Opposition leader Raila Odinga expressed concern at the high number of students that are failing to make the transition to university.

“As the country commits resources to free learning and scales up enrolment, the whole purpose and value for money are lost when close to 90 percent of those students eventually fail,” he said in a statement.

The 70,073 candidates that met minimum university entry qualification of grade C+ and above stands at 11.38 percent, meaning that nearly 90 percent of the KCSE candidates cannot go to university.

Mr. Odinga said that the results were worrying given that Kenya needs skilled manpower to achieve its ambitious growth goals.

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“Making the transition from high school to university is a significant, though not the only step, towards the realization of those national goals.”

A total of 611,952 candidates sat the 2017 KCSE exams but results from 10 unnamed schools have been withheld pending investigations. Dr. Matiang’i said the decision to withhold results of the schools was meant to allow time for investigations whose findings will be made public on January 18.

The government has set aside Sh56 billion for the Free Day Secondary Education programme that is set to commence when schools open on January 4. The programme is expected to help the government achieve the targeted 100 percent transition from primary to secondary schools.

The Ministry of Education in November released circular outlining details of the programme.

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7 Very bad Kenyan habits in your 20s that will make you poor forever

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Most of us spend our 20s focusing on non-issues and trying to find our careers, our relationships and mainly, ourselves. And we’re going to make plenty of mistakes along the way. That, however, shouldn’t be an excuse for not correcting them.

Kenyans, especially those below the age of 30 are lost in a wave of drinking, gambling, spending and not working out. Here are seven common habits that you need to quit if you want to save money.

1. Gambling habits

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Gambling and betting, long ago, used to be for the rich. Nowadays the poor are the major players in the industry, especially in Kenya. Gambling is not a sound plan to lift you out of poverty. It’s luck. And the earlier young Kenyans see this the better for them and their future.

2. You cannot live a day past your salary day 

 

woowhooo-its-payday 7 Very bad Kenyan habits in your 20s that will make you poor foreverIf your salary was delayed for a week you would be rioting in the streets.

3. You buy things to show off

Young Kenyans are buying things they don’t need just to impress people they don’t know. This, however, ends up putting them in a position they will never recover financially.

Do you really need that ksh 25k watch?

4. Partying every weekend

You do not have to go out every weekend. Find something else constructive to do like reading a book.

5. Making Impulse Purchases

 

so-then-i-said-we-will-spend-our-money-wisely 7 Very bad Kenyan habits in your 20s that will make you poor foreverSpending and spending.

You only stop when there’s no more money left. Most of us are guilty of buying things from time to time without thinking it through. We should learn to control our expenditure.

6. Waiting for “real life” to start

You are just living. No future plans. You have no idea what the next five years will look like for you.

7. Believing that loving someone is expensive

Choosing to have sexual partners just because being in one relationship is expensive is just obnoxious. Find cheaper ways to have fun with your loved one. Picnic walks or an in-house movie is just as fun as dining at a 5-star restaurant.

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