17 Things You Should Never Ever Google.

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I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it.

It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason.

So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort?

Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.

warning-450x250 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google.

I’m not including anything here that’s gory or insanely horrific. No gruesome car crashes or repulsive sexual acts are featured here, okay? That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box :

1.Clock spider

I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term.

2.Bedbugs on Mattress

SWEET JESUS NO.

3.Wet koala

Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop.

4.Tetris Fantic

What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this:

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“I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …”

5.Yourself

Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.

6.Lazy sundays

There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away.

7.Blue Waffle

There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t.

8.Tub Girl

Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s.

9.Fournier

10.Meatspin

wait a minute!!
Hope you’ve Googled nothing up there…

Let’s continue

11.Goatse (Espcially not this one)

12.Two Girls,One cup

13.Cake farts

14.Skeleton in the closet

15.Google pewdiepie

16.Lemon party

17.Mr.Hands

and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them.

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Mike Shiangala
Techprenuer/internet marketer born and raised in Kenya with an ever developing love for Smartphones.

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